
The Gold Standard of Comedy
We specialize in the art of the roast: surgically precise comedy that turns your most awkward moments into legendary entertainment.

Transform boring annual meetings into legendary events with roasts that target the C-suite with precision.

Celebrate the groom by ruthlessly exposing his past before he says I do.

Custom-tailored script writing for high-net-worth circles who can take a joke.

Full-scale event production: lighting, sound, and a curated roster of the world's sharpest wits.
Founded in the gritty basements of the comedy circuit, Headliner Guild began as a collective of writers who believed that laughter is loudest when it is honest, daring, and slightly dangerous.
To elevate the roast from a simple prank to a curated art form, ensuring every punchline serves the event while leaving the audience breathless.
To be the global authority for high-end roast comedy, redefining how brands and individuals celebrate success through bold, satirical storytelling.
Wit over malice, timing over volume, and absolute commitment to the craft. We burn bridges only to build better, funnier ones.
A glimpse into our most savage sets and standing ovations.




They managed to roast my CEO for 20 minutes without getting us all fired. Truly a masterclass in comedic tension and timing.
The best decision I made for my brother's wedding. The guests are still talking about the roast three months later.
Sharp, ruthless, and absolutely hilarious. Headliner Guild doesn't just tell jokes: they dismantle your ego with a smile.